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Wool 'n' Nuts Farm
Where the outside air is minus 3 and the paddocks are sheets of twinkly white.
Where the calves think that jostling me round and round until we're covered in milk, poop and slobber will get them their breakfast faster.
Where the cows bellow as I struggle with their bales of hay.
Where the pigs presume it's quite all right to have sex and eat cream buns at the same time.
Where the roosters cock-a-doodle in my ears until I donk them with bread sticks.
Where the only relief for my stinging red fingers is to milk Heidi the goat.
And if that wasn't enough fun...
Where I come inside to find the kittens have missed the litterbox and trampled stinkys across the floor.
Life on Wool 'n' Nuts Farm!