Wool 'n' Nuts Farm
Where the outside air is minus 3 and the paddocks are sheets of twinkly white.
Where the calves think that jostling me round and round until we're covered in milk, poop and slobber will get them their breakfast faster.
Where the cows bellow as I struggle with their bales of hay.
Where the pigs presume it's quite all right to have sex and eat cream buns at the same time.
Where the roosters cock-a-doodle in my ears until I donk them with bread sticks.
Where the only relief for my stinging red fingers is to milk Heidi the goat.
And if that wasn't enough fun...
Where I come inside to find the kittens have missed the litterbox and trampled stinkys across the floor.
Life on Wool 'n' Nuts Farm!
23 comments:
You my dear, are and have been for some time, my favorite blogger. I LOVE the way you write.
So where did you get the time to stop and take photos ?! I was looking forward to the twinkling white grass etc.
As I've always said, entirely too much poo and sex at your place ;-)
I agree Happy Whisk.
Is this the roo on your fb page???
No, the fb roo is far more manly :)
'Manly roo' lol
I do like the colour in this photo - kind of luminous. And is that a touch of frost in the foreground?
I must admit your photos are making me dissatisfied with my camera. I would like to be able to zoom in closer for some shots.
I think your camera takes lovely photos. The colours, especially the sky, are beautiful.
My camera doesn't zoom in as much as I'd like. I crop my photos with photo editing software. Cuts out all the unwanted stuff and brings your subject closer.
I will show you how :)
Yes frost, and the posts under the shed iron show a hint of steam from the morning sun. :)
Steamy poop and steamy sex .. we got it all !! LOL
You're worse than the pigs! lol
R18
Author is a pig ! :)
Commenter is a cream bun! :)
Author a Strawberry Bun !! :)
Commenter a Donut! hahaha :p
You mean delicious !!?
or ... goes straight to the hips !!? lol
No, I mean a hole in the head! lol :p :p :p
Well thats not very nice ..
awwwww I'm solly:( You're delicious AND go straight to my hips. :D lol
Incorrigible flirts!
:-) If I dare take us back to the original content of the post, it is a lovely enough description to land you an appearance on Mike Row's Dirty Jobs show!
Not sure I have seen that show .. It's jolly wet in Canterbury at the moment !! AND they are talking of record snow later this week !! Hope not ! Nice to hear from you :)
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